Goddamn Mongolians
Hey everyone, writing right now from the computer at our youth hostel in Beijing, we have been here for five days. It has been pretty awesome so far, even though we were only supposed to be here for four days but more on that later or in another post. This city is in fact surreal, fabulous, and absolutely AMAAAAZING, uh yeah, now that that's out of the way... So Mexico repeated itself, Josh already managed to get himself sick off something. I have of course been eating the sketchest food possible, gotta love street food, but I have yet to feel the repercussions, thank god I spent all those years training i.e. eating trash from dumpster, good job stomach. A couple days ago we went the some wall, I think its supposed to be pretty big or something. While we were hiking up it I could not stop myself from cursing those goddamn Mongolians every two steps, they tried to take down this city wall, goddamn Mongolians. Anyways I think the most retarded conversation that has ever taken place on that wall happened that day and I would like to transcribe it now for everyone.
Josh: The Mongolians must have thought, "oh shit" the moment they first came around the mountain and saw this huge ass wall in their way.
Me: Nah the Mongolians, (goddamn Mongolians), probably didn't care they just knocked it down anyways. They probably just used their horse technology to blow up the wall.
Josh: I be Bon Jovi could take down the wall on his horse.
Me; Well he does ride a metal horse.
Josh: It was a steel horse (at this point I was impressed by Josh's knowledge of Bon Jovi), and I bet the Chinese would be so freaked out to see a whole army of Bon Jovi's coming at their wall.
Me: You could get a whole army of Bon Jovis from Japan pretty fast right now, but they don't have steel horses, all they have are denim jackets and feathered hair...
There was pretty much no point in recording this, and at this point the conversation basically degenerated more. So in conclusion Beijing is sweet, you can buy a liter of beer for like $.13 and you can buy a whole duck for $3.50. hurray for China, more posts on why we are in Beijing an extra day, and the awesome day I had when Josh was out of commission for a day coming later. Zai Jiani...
Josh: The Mongolians must have thought, "oh shit" the moment they first came around the mountain and saw this huge ass wall in their way.
Me: Nah the Mongolians, (goddamn Mongolians), probably didn't care they just knocked it down anyways. They probably just used their horse technology to blow up the wall.
Josh: I be Bon Jovi could take down the wall on his horse.
Me; Well he does ride a metal horse.
Josh: It was a steel horse (at this point I was impressed by Josh's knowledge of Bon Jovi), and I bet the Chinese would be so freaked out to see a whole army of Bon Jovi's coming at their wall.
Me: You could get a whole army of Bon Jovis from Japan pretty fast right now, but they don't have steel horses, all they have are denim jackets and feathered hair...
There was pretty much no point in recording this, and at this point the conversation basically degenerated more. So in conclusion Beijing is sweet, you can buy a liter of beer for like $.13 and you can buy a whole duck for $3.50. hurray for China, more posts on why we are in Beijing an extra day, and the awesome day I had when Josh was out of commission for a day coming later. Zai Jiani...
