Why I can't have nice things.

Well I was sitting around the dorm room staring at my unpacked bag, when I started thinking of all the things over the years that I no longer had due to my brother. I don't want to bitch or anything but I started thinking about one thing and then the other things started to snow ball. So without further adieu here is a list of things I no longer have due to my brother Mike. (My brother is not a bad guy)
Broken items:
Swingers DVD
Made DVD
Family Guy season 2 DVD (disks 1,2, and 3)
The Office Season 1 DVD
The Office Season 2 DVD (I will probably rebuy these, I need my fix of David Brent)
Large ceramic rooster from mexico (a.k.a. the proudest looking rooster in the world)
Childhood pig bank (it had one green eye and one blue eye, spooky but full of quarters)
My Zildjian 18' custom dark ride cymbal
Countless CD's

Items he took and sold:
My five piece Rogers drum set, crash and high hat cymbals, double bass pedal, and other hardware.

I think everyone should take a moment right now and just think of the random stuff their siblings have broke in the over the years. And if you don't have a sibling than think of the stuff you broke but blamed on someone else because you were shamed at not having a sibling.